nabofoy

GUYS OH MY GOD I HAVE A BLISTER RIGHT FROM ROWING RIGHT SO I’VE BEEN PICKING AT IT FOR A FEW DAYS BUT I JUST PULLED A PIECE OFF AND IT WAS ONE OF THOSE PIECES WERE THE SKIN PULLS OFF DEEPER AND DEPPER INTO YUR HAND AND NOW HTE LIEK ENTIRE PAD OF MYAH AND HAS COME OF F OMGDF I’M IN SO FJHMUCH PAIN

• I have read all the Twilight series, but they are abhorrent. I mainly read them so I would be qualified to say they are abhorrent.
• I do not like Stephenie Meyer or her work. She is my icon for Hallowe’en because she is utterly terrifying.

I wish I had a crew of people like that, who would follow me around and cry “HALLELUJAH” when I did cool shit, and nod and say “mhmm” and occasionally “ye-ah, mhmm, yes” when I made a good point. Then I’d grow some dude back his leg and some of them would faint. Then I’d say some words like “the Lord-ah” and “Imma grab a Coke-ah” and some of them would cry and everybody would just generally appreciate me talkin’ smack about nothing.

You know the first time you watch something, and you are just sitting on the edge of your seat in anticipation for the homoerotica you know might be coming up? Oh my GOD Supernatural, oh my GOD Kripke. THAT SPLIT SECOND WHEN YOU THINK ALL YOUR DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE.

Dean: Can I drop you off somewhere?
Sam: No, I think you’re stuck with me.
Dean: What made you change your mind?
Sam: I didn’t. I still want to find Dad, and you’re still a pain in the arse, but Jess and Mum — they’re both gone, and Dad is God knows where. You and me. We’re all that’s left. So, uh, if we’re gonna see this through, we’re do it together.

APPARENTLY THIS IS SOME SORT OF FRATERNAL PLAYFULNESS.

• YOU HAVE AN ARGUMENT
• YOU DON’T TALK FOR TWO DAYS
• THEN YOU CALL HIM
• THEN YOU APOLOGISE
• THEN HE SAYS “I CAN’T BE WITHOUT YOU”
• THEN HE CALLS YOU PET NAMES
• THEN BROKEBACK MUSIC STARTS PLAYING I KID YOU NOT
• THEN HE APOLOGISES TOO
• THEN HE SAYS “WELL, I WISH I…ANYWAY. I ADMIRE THAT ABOUT YOU. I’M PROUD OF YOU SAMMY”
• SAM: “I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY”
• “SAY YOU’LL TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF”
• YOU CRY
• HE CRIES
• “BYE DEAN”
• YOU ARE CLEARLY IN LOVE
• CLEARLY

mishathegayangel:

bad news ist hat i don’t know hwat to do with the underwear

should i just

wash it

i dont know i mean do washing mahcines work this late at night

maybe i shoudl wait until morning and then go wash my clothes

fuck i daont’ even think i have afabric sofernter

mishathegayangel:

OK SYOU GUYS SO I WAS RYING TO POUR MILK INTO A CUP BUT I WAS A NEW BOTTLE SO I PUT IT ON HTE COUTNER AND I OPENED THE CAP BUT LIKE I WASN’T HOLDING IT IT WAS JUST SITTING THERE SHCILLIN ON THE COUNTER BUT SOMEHOW WHEN I OPEND THE CAP MILK JUMPED OUT YES I MEAN IT ACTUALLY JUMPED OUT OF THE BOTTLE AND IT LANDED ON TEH FLOOR CONSEQUENTLY WHERE MY UDNERWEAR WERE SO NOW MY UNDERWAER HAS MILK ON IT IDK BRO IDK

OH MY HOLY GOD

This is like when you scare somebody so much they be trippin’ but then you realise that you’ve scared yourself, too, and then everything is just terrifying but you can’t do anything about it because it’s your fault.

It’s Stephenie Meyer.