December 2010
gingersandcajuns-deactivated201 asked: "LOOK OUT SLUT SHE’S GOT A LADEL"
ARE YOU FEELING ALRIGHT
ARE YOU FEELING ALRIGHT
gingersandcajuns-deactivated201 asked: "LOOK OUT SLUT SHE’S GOT A LADEL"
ARE YOU FEELING ALRIGHT
ARE YOU FEELING ALRIGHT
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GPOY: COW EDITION
HERE ARE THREE COWS FROM OUR COW COLLECTION
THEIR NAMES ARE LIONEL, KEVIN, AND LIONEL
LIONEL DOESN’T LIKE IT WHEN KEVIN CHEWS WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN BUT LIONEL DOESN’T MIND
BUT LIONEL GETS ANGRY AT LIONEL FOR NOT GETTING ANGRY AT KEVIN FOR ANNOYING LIONEL
BUT THEY ARE COWS SO THEY ALL CHEW WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPEN
GOD DAMN LIONEL IS A HYPOCRITE
ALSO THEY HAVE NO TESTICLES WHICH IS...
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licornejuive-deactivated2011052 asked: SOOOORRRRRY MY AKUBRA IS AT THE CLEANERS.
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Arthur/Eames
From a completely analytical standpoint, “dream a little bigger, darling” is dripping with homoerotic subtext. The “bigger” is pretty self-explanatory, and the slight overcompensation of the (ever-phallic) grenade-launcher Eames teases Arthur goes without saying as well. “Dream” implies an unreachable want or desire, and when Eames tells Arthur to...
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“Dream a little bigger darling” is getting so overused that it’s almost becoming a cliché within itself; to be honest I’m almost getting sick of hearing it. I think what we fail to recognise beyond our haze of homoerotic subtext is that it actually poses an incredibly important message—push your own boundaries.
lumosed asked: because of your patience with me last night, i put you in my 2010 blogs to follow post, stating this fact that you are wonderful basically. THANK YOU AGAIN, i wish you didn't live across the world or i'd somehow find you so i could hug you. (that sounds creepy, OH WELL) love you my new friend, seriously!
Anonymous asked: also a follower called
"mad girl with a box"
that is totally mad
"mad girl with a box"
that is totally mad
Anonymous asked: I'd just like to inform you that you have a follower that is called
giant throbbing cock
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yeh, you have interesting followers
giant throbbing cock
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yeh, you have interesting followers
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Please, for the love of Christ, learn how to use grammar and punctuation. I understand if you have dyslexia or something similar, or if you purely just make a mistake, but for the love of God. Do not act as if this is difficult. Do not act as if it is desirable to not be able to communicate properly. For fuck’s sake, this is your fucking language. You need to know how to use it properly in...
jormundgandr-deactivated2012020 asked: YOU'RE SO AMAZING YOU MUST BE A MIND CONTROLLING PANDA FROM THE FUTURE OF AND ALTERNATE UNIVERSE THAT WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLDS.
lucindasaxon asked: OH GOD YOU ARE HILARIOUS I CANT EVEN BEGIN
YOU ARE JUST SO AMAZING
HOW ARE YOU REAL
OH GOD JUST
YOU ARE JUST SO AMAZING
HOW ARE YOU REAL
OH GOD JUST
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the most important blog you will ever look at →
swagga-mcmaddy:sydbarrettspuppyeyes:
omg everyone should look at this
oh my god SCREAMING
HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS? I AM THE WORLD AUTHORITY ON JACK NICHOLSON.
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Watch
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This yoghurt is from the brand 'Real Food'. That's...
I think it should be known I don't actually reside...
I just come here for Christmas, and I used to come here every weekend until rowing started (regattas are on the weekends so it’s a no-go). My father pretty much runs the beef business from here; unfortunately I missed out on a lot of the practical knowledge that comes with farm childhood.
I GOTS A HORSE AND A GUN THOUGH.
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GPOY: Revoltingly Australian Edition
I just returned from rounding up cattle (and I left a gate open so there is probably a hundred head of them tramping down the road by now) but I thought I should do a GPOY: Australian edition for you all considering you are all so amused by my lifestyle.
Here is the hat I legitimately wore just now without a single ounce of sarcasm. And no it is not an Akubra but it’s a Mountcastle these...
Anonymous asked: rating you from 1-10
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I am getting up early to go and round up cattle
What the fuck is my fucking life I don’t even live on a farm I live in the god damn city I only come here at Christmas and the occasional weekend since I started rowing it’s like we only own this farm to fulfil our monthly Australian quota. I have rounded up cattle on a horse wearing a Driza-Bone. I have actually done that.
lucindasaxon asked: I LOVE YOU.
I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING.
JUST.
AFEGAHFYEGAHGEASGH
I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING.
JUST.
AFEGAHFYEGAHGEASGH
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Anonymous asked: YOU'RE OVER 9000
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Anonymous asked: YOU'RE OVER 9000
Anonymous asked: u r off the rickta scale
10+++++++++++++++++++++++++
serious beans
10+++++++++++++++++++++++++
serious beans
Anonymous asked: rating -490,138,496 :)
offff da scale, woaaaaah
offff da scale, woaaaaah
Anonymous asked: 10 bananas of awesome. I am scared of you omg Jack stop wanting to eat me.... I will not be able to sleep tonight.
- Ania who is anon.
- Ania who is anon.
tom-hardys-nipples asked: 9/10 8)
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teacuphumans asked: Well, you're either a really early riser or you've not gotten any sleep. xDD
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buttons-arent-toys asked: Jack Nicholson.
With long hair.
And make up.
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With long hair.
And make up.
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Dear God Dire Straits you are so fucking fantastic. I grew up with your music like I grew up with blood in my veins, but you haven’t got worse or better, you’re just still fantastic. You are like intellectual rock ‘n’ roll; Mark Knopfler was an English teacher after all, and he can drag a guitar through a riff or a chord or a god damn half-hour solo with the best of them....
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There are few gimmicks in film that make me angrier than the ‘no bullets left’ or the ‘gun stalling’ ploys. Big, macho evil guy pulls himself together to take that final shot—oh, what do you know? Insert comical look of surprise! Please, God, no. Get these directors off my screen. It’s not funny, nor intelligent, nor original.
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licornejuive-deactivated2011052 asked: Stephanie who do you ship in series five?
licornejuive-deactivated2011052 asked: Stephanie who do you ship in series five?
gunsintheground asked: Ugh ikr? He does all the main effects and stuff for the movies, and is allowed on set once or twice (though idk why) so HE SAW NOLAN WORKING. HE SAW THE BEAUTY. The lucky bastard does what he loves, but gets amazing perks with it. He teaches other people to use the software, and actually had to show the people making avatar how to use certain software. Some of the worlds best. He was fanboying all...
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licornejuive-deactivated2011052 asked: You have a tendency to watch really awful movies.
