Das right bitch. What’s a default? My display picture?
So many people have characters/actors as their display pictures, I don’t even think about it. Sorry broseph.
Anything in which I have to watch a planet be destroyed kills me. The thought of Earth burning while I watched is the most horrible thing I can imagine.
Like, shouldn’t that be only the name of people who are from there? I feel like it should be Vulca.
Y U BRAKE MY HART
Shannon doesn’t know who Kylie Minogue is.
I will never get sick of these.
Omg, don’t be creepy dude.
Have you ever noticed.
When Dean gets angry.
He sounds like Sylvester Stallone.
TURN ON THE GOD DAMN LIGHTS
Y U HAVE SO MANY MIRRORS IN YOUR HOUSE
WAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
The idiots I have to deal with.
YOU ARE NOT REAL ACTORS
PLEASE JUST SKIP THE PLOT
YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT IT
Don’t worry I am not watching porn.
WHAT HAVE I DONE.
That “How to say Tumblr like an Australian” post has gone absolutely haywire.
NOW PEOPLE ARE ANGRY AT ME AND THINGS
I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS AT 10:00 PM
IT’S TOO EARLY
YOU’RE SCARED OF FLYING BB
I WILL HOLD YOU
I WILL CARESS YOUR TINY HEAD
I WILL SING YOU SWEET SONGS
GET IN ME
LOL NO HE’S A DEMON
Me : “HEY MAX!”
Me: “WHERE’S THE FUCKING OLIVE OIL”
P.S. Max is a dog.
Y U GO SWIMMING IN WILDERNESSY LAKE
U WILL GET EATED
DON’T U KNO
This is relevant.