I meant which shows should I watch you wanks.
Pitch them to me like you’re about to die.
I meant which shows should I watch you wanks.
Pitch them to me like you’re about to die.
I finished Misfits
what do I fucking do now
She terrifies me for one seconds all the time. THIS IS A DIFFICULT QUESTION.
oh my god
I finished my last exam today my last one ever (apart from university, driving, and medical ones) and I got up at 5:30 this morning to study and now I am home and the first thing I did was planted my fern and started playing AC:R and oh my god Ezio’s face and oh my fucking god Yusuf or as Ezio says ‘Yoosoof’ and his hair and his fucking nose and god damn I hate those carriage races but who even cares because fucking hook blade and Constantinople is like a beautiful city of rugs and the facial graphics are like rubbing oneself in soup and prawns or dying quietly of happiness
What are you talking about? I didn’t reblog anything, I created it. With one post; a post about how Australians say ‘Tumblr’ — a passing comment, a useless comment, a frankly somewhat stupid comment.
I think the major thing we need to understand here is perspective. Let’s employ some of that right now. Oh look, now I see — a girl who has never practised racism in her life, believes it a horrible and degrading crime, actively works against it, and has never before been considered a racist somehow gets embroiled in an unfortunate situation and is therefore — oh my god — a racist.
Unlike, say, actual racists who actually find other races less important or worthy of human rights, or the people who actually found that post funny and actually commented that they supported the stereotyping and racial generalisations in that post, who actually are racist.
No way man. It’s clearly me who is the undeniable and damnable racist here.
At one point, Roman Polanski and Jack Nicholson got into such a heated argument that Polanski smashed Nicholson’s portable TV with a mop. Nicholson used the TV to watch L.A. Lakers basketball games and kept stalling shooting.
Faye Dunaway and Roman Polanski were notorious for their on-set arguments; during filming, Polanski pulled out some strands of Dunaway’s hair.
yeah okay dog why don’t you just roll around in a bunch of water and mud and then walk around my room and make everything disgusting and sit on my bed this post is actually not about a dog but a platform through which I can ask out of ten how bad would it be if I took a Parkour class
OH GOD WHY DID I WATCH THIS FILM I’VE NEVER BEEN SO UPSET
SUDDENLY PHILADELPHIA IS A VERY IMPORTANT FILM TO ME
grapefruits are the #1 fans of Murphy’s Law
what would possess a person to watch Pocahontas, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Beauty and the Beast consecutively
the answer is insanity
Colours of the Wind is one of the greatest things ever concieved by a person in history
not only is it beautiful and emotional but it encompasses literally every value I have
oh my god I just fucking love Obama
my postman is Ron Swanson
I heard him talk today and it all fell into place
the moustache
Can You Feel the Love Tonight - The Lion King (In the Style of Tchaikovsky)
OH MY GOD