Anonymous ASKED:
why don't you update more often you dishlicker? I need your posts like i need my daily backrub from a lubricated manatee.
batfaggery answered:

I rarely update because my iPhone has replaced my computer for everything except watching Fringe and the Tumblr app sucks. That’s literally the entire pathetic reason. Also I really need this post here.

  1. siriussblack-has-moved said: you’ve probably died and this is your brother fooling us all as your family fight to have your body cloned by some expensive procedure that you can only afford after selling all your expensive kitchen appliances.
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