one time I had the greatest friend in the world
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"Where are all the teaspoons!? How can you use four teaspoons in half an hour!? What do you even use them for? Now I have to get one out of the dishwasher! I CAN’T DEAL WITH ALL THESE COMPLEXITIES!"
Dad
TAGS: about.
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Posting by itself because I’m proud of the fact that I actually found two relevant Steph faces. as;lkdfhl;aks This is so good omg.
I WILL NEVER FORGET.
#stephanie likes to tell me about her vagina so i like to check in with it every once in a while
(via queasyweasley)
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Let’s examine these pills:
- They are called FERRO-GRAD C, which sounds like a grading of petrol
- The advice I got from the pharmacist was “keep these away from kids, because they are very, very dangerous”
- The pills are massive
- They are bright red
- They are bright red
This is like something you would get on a second-rate vampire television show (lol what is a first rate vampire television show?) I am just so uncomfortable with taking these why would you market your product as being the colour of blood or poison just why and yes I am aware sulfate or whatever but seriously bright red
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These are a bunch of stills from the short film I just finished (thank god), called A Boy Named Sue. The script was written before I was aware of the song, but I adapted the title and name of the protagonist because it was a nice allusion.
TAGS: I am not Jack Nicholson. about.
