But I’m really bad at them. I mean, I’ll come up with a really cool concept, like “actors who would look really great in kilts, but not in skirts”, and then I’ll come up with like…Two actors, and then I’m stuck. The most I can get on a single list is about four, and that’s like…Things I wouldn’t want to eat for breakfast if I had the flu.

• A smoothie (it’s milky)
• Cereal (it’s milky)
• Porridge with milk (it’s milky)

See like…That’s only three. Also, I went to write “I wish I was quality like Shannon” on my tag, and it came up with “I wish I was a sandwich”. What is this post even about?